Happy 4th of July!!

If you have the opportunity to stay home to celebrate the birth of the USA tomorrow (assuming you are a US citizen and give a hoot about July 4th), please be sure to enjoy yourself safely. Here’s a handy safety reference, pilfered from the interwebs:

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Fireworks injuries are no joke. For example, someone in my neighborhood lit a high-power firework near my house late at night last year that scared the bejeezus out of me, and I promptly ran out and beat him to a bloody pulp.

Be careful about overeating as well, especially if you are as voracious as former President George W. Bush.

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Just kidding, he wasn’t eating the kitten. He was sucking out snake venom. Thankfully, the kitten survived.

Have a great 4th!!!

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